Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think people are normalizing furries
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
