OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's blow job season.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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