i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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