Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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