you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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