sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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