is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
