as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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