Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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