Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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