I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
smell my finger.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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