Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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