? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just pee around me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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