Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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