Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.