Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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