That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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