This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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