Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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