Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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