I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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