it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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