It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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