i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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