Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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