In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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