If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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