Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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