sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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