normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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