we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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