dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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