i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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