Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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