You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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