Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Randomize
