your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
bring money and cleavage
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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