He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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