so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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