Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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