And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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