she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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