i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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