I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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