I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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