Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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