Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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