i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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