It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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