But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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