I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
