Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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