babies were throwing up all over the place
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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