don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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