To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
