I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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