Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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