I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm really busy with my period
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