Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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